Monday, October 03, 2005
VODcast rollout on Thursday
It’s been a while since I blogged; for that I apologize.
I had some thoughts. Originally I figured I’d address what we know around the Stotz compound as the “Rice Cooker Equation.” That thing freaks my shit out. Seriously!
No matter how much rice I add, it knows—I mean honest to damn fuck shit hell god KNOWS—how much time it should take to cook. HOW? It’s not Hi-tech. It’s essentially a spring mounted short circuit that heats up. Yet, it knows how long it takes to give me rice…Basmati, Texmati, white, long grain—doesn’t matter a wick. This is one equal oprotunity mother fucker. And I can be all sloppy with the measurements too…
Then I calmed down, and stopped letting the rice cooker get to me, and realized I have this thing—there may have been hype—called a VODcast.
Four Days till. Brace yourself. That’s right, in four days hence, bear witness to The Progrum.
In the meantime:
Now is the time to update your QuickTime to 7 for both Mac and PC. http://www.apple.com/quicktime/download/
If you want to subscribe directly to The Progrum, you’ll need the latest iTunes as well, or something like Fire Ant (http://getfireant.com/) to deliver your video right to you.
The maiden voyage is coming together well. It giggled me. I hope you guys like it too. I guess we’ll know in 4 days.
I had some thoughts. Originally I figured I’d address what we know around the Stotz compound as the “Rice Cooker Equation.” That thing freaks my shit out. Seriously!
No matter how much rice I add, it knows—I mean honest to damn fuck shit hell god KNOWS—how much time it should take to cook. HOW? It’s not Hi-tech. It’s essentially a spring mounted short circuit that heats up. Yet, it knows how long it takes to give me rice…Basmati, Texmati, white, long grain—doesn’t matter a wick. This is one equal oprotunity mother fucker. And I can be all sloppy with the measurements too…
Then I calmed down, and stopped letting the rice cooker get to me, and realized I have this thing—there may have been hype—called a VODcast.
Four Days till. Brace yourself. That’s right, in four days hence, bear witness to The Progrum.
In the meantime:
Now is the time to update your QuickTime to 7 for both Mac and PC. http://www.apple.com/quicktime/download/
If you want to subscribe directly to The Progrum, you’ll need the latest iTunes as well, or something like Fire Ant (http://getfireant.com/) to deliver your video right to you.
The maiden voyage is coming together well. It giggled me. I hope you guys like it too. I guess we’ll know in 4 days.