Sunday, March 26, 2006

Mickey Mouse Loves You (and doesn’t want you to get Venereal Warts)

Turns out, Walt Disney disliked VD almost as much as he disliked Hebrews.

This is a real, Disney-produced Movie about Venereal Disease. Honest. Shakira’s hips don’t lie.

And as soon as they discover a cure for Walt’s Chlamydia, Herpes, crotch rot, distemper, and anti-Semitism, they will thaw out that joyless bastard. When you wish upon a star…

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