Thursday, April 20, 2006
Get plowed early in the morning (and still make better decisions than a network executive)
I came up with a new drinking game.
Set your alarm for real early and watch the Today show on NBC. Tivoing it would be cheating.
Get you a bottle of something that will mess you up real good; sit back and watch Katie Couric.
Every time she stutters, messes up a line (even though they scroll by right in front of her on a Teleprompter), or get’s a name wrong TAKE A DRINK.
At about 8am, with your last sober breath, call ambulance. You will have taken a drink EVERY time she has said a sentence. This woman cannot talk. Sure we all get a little tongue tied but whycome:
1. She get’s paid 60 Million dollars to TALK. You, in your drunken state, talk more better gooder than she does.
2. And now she’s going to fall (up) to do real news on CBS and get more money.
Average people with the proper mouth parts and English as at least their third language can run circles around her as far as talking, and I’ll bet dimes to donuts that talking isn’t even their job. She is so tongue tied and sputtery, and obviously below average intelligence that this little drinking game satire is like shooting fish in a barrel.
I think a bunch of amatures should buy inexpensive video cameras and use the Internet to make media that people actually care about.
Set your alarm for real early and watch the Today show on NBC. Tivoing it would be cheating.
Get you a bottle of something that will mess you up real good; sit back and watch Katie Couric.
Every time she stutters, messes up a line (even though they scroll by right in front of her on a Teleprompter), or get’s a name wrong TAKE A DRINK.
At about 8am, with your last sober breath, call ambulance. You will have taken a drink EVERY time she has said a sentence. This woman cannot talk. Sure we all get a little tongue tied but whycome:
1. She get’s paid 60 Million dollars to TALK. You, in your drunken state, talk more better gooder than she does.
2. And now she’s going to fall (up) to do real news on CBS and get more money.
Average people with the proper mouth parts and English as at least their third language can run circles around her as far as talking, and I’ll bet dimes to donuts that talking isn’t even their job. She is so tongue tied and sputtery, and obviously below average intelligence that this little drinking game satire is like shooting fish in a barrel.
I think a bunch of amatures should buy inexpensive video cameras and use the Internet to make media that people actually care about.
// posted by Tim @ 1:05 PM 
