Wednesday, May 17, 2006
I woke up to birds…
…fucking.
Yep. As I looked out my window this AM, I saw two cute birdies…and they proceeded to bump…feathers right there on my deck railing. And it was not just procreation, the-species-must-prevail type stuff, but downright sadomasochistic looking birdy-bondage, angry sex.
It was over quick, but in the little guy’s defense he did it over and over and over and over, and for instance: over.
That is one helluva way to wake up. It puts a surreal spin on the rest of your day.
Yep. As I looked out my window this AM, I saw two cute birdies…and they proceeded to bump…feathers right there on my deck railing. And it was not just procreation, the-species-must-prevail type stuff, but downright sadomasochistic looking birdy-bondage, angry sex.
It was over quick, but in the little guy’s defense he did it over and over and over and over, and for instance: over.
That is one helluva way to wake up. It puts a surreal spin on the rest of your day.
// posted by Tim @ 10:35 AM 
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i saw two birds having sex once, and yes, it seemed rather angry. was fairly amused when the he-bird finished up and the she-bird kept chasing after him like she wanted more. absolutely could not to relate to what he must have been going through.
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